TV Review: The Flash [S4Ep8] “Crisis on Earth X”

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: 11.27.17 – 11.28.17

Synopsis:

It’s the biggest Arrowverse crossover yet. Crisis on Earth X! All the heroes (almost) come together for Barry & Iris’ wedding, and end up facing evil Nazi doppelgängers. The prize? The very heart of Supergirl.

Preamble to the Crisis

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-They finally wised up and made this a real four part crossover, instead of what they did last time. Overall I felt it was enjoyable and fun to watch. There were some head scratching moments for sure. But I think it did what it was supposed to do. Which was make us watch all four shows. And they used the same intro on all four which was awesome as well.

-Noticeable absences:
Elongated Man
Superman
Martian Manhunter
Jesse Quick
Jay Garrick
Gypsy

Because they established with both Thawne and Snart that timelines and different worlds didn’t make any difference. So it was kind of glaring that those people weren’t there.

Supergirl

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So it’s all about Barry & Iris’ wedding. Yah that’s a crisis alright. And my two least favorite characters besides Not Jimmy, FeFe and Virus, are in their respective men’s ears, nagging them about the wedding. Sure they are. Alex and Kara are drowning their sister sorrows over lost love. That’ll become a thing later with Alex.

Remember when dimension hopping in Arrowverse used to be a big deal? Now it’s not an issue for Vibe, Gypsy, or anyone that has a device. Press a button and =click= you’re anywhere you want to be! And I didn’t quite get why the girls at the salon were so cavalier about their men. They might as well have shouted, “Our boyfriends are superheroes!!”

Next thread: Firestorm halves get a cure for being Firestorm. Martin is all for it, but Jax is not. That’s gonna become a HUGE thing before this is over. We also get what is probably the most poignant scene we’ve ever had between Martin and Caitlin. They are bonded like father and daughter, maybe even more deeply than that. They share love for Ronnie, science and family. It was great.

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Then Joe launches into his speech. And once again, we are reminded that this Barry and Iris? Are nowhere near the iconic comics couple. These two have no chemistry, and they are step-siblings; they share the same father and brother. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewI cringed through every minute of this forced speech, as a man congratulates his son for nailing his daughter. Okay then.

And what does Oliver do? Why he’s so moved by all of the atmosphere that he proposes to FeFe. And what does FeFe do? She screams at the top of her lungs that she doesn’t want to marry him. This is why I can’t stand this relationship. Felicity has never done anything but emasculate and humiliate Oliver. And he just keeps taking it over and over and over again. And keeps coming back for more. I want you to notice, that Earth X Oliver and Kara? Actually know how to love each other. I told you, villains are always better at everything.

Day of the wedding and everybody is sad and hungover and full of regret sex. Actually that last part is just Alex and Sara. We also get a surprise cameo from Dawn Allen. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewAt least, that’s who most fans believe it was. She’s gushing with that Allen awkwardness over meeting her dad, because he’s dead in her time. Maybe that’s why she traveled back in time to meet him. None of this is confirmed, but…it puts a whole new spin on Barry’s life if that was indeed his not-yet-born daughter. Maybe Iris is pregnant already. We also have to wonder, why would she come back to the Nazi wedding? And then disappear? So many questions.

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Too bad he’s the first one the invading Nazis shoot.😐

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There are several wedding brawl scene stealers: Heatwave, who basically steals every scene he’s in, because he’s just so raw and unfiltered. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewWally West does the coolest thing we’ve ever seen him do with bullet time. And of course, Caitlin calls on Killer Frost. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewShe just starts whacking them Nazi jokers with a hand grown ice spear. And Kara does a hulk slap and sonic booms her dopple. Mondo gnarly. I loved it.Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X review

Dark Oliver and Dark Kara rendezvous with Thawne and reveal themselves. But we knew who they were from the jump.

So they kidnap Prometheus and interrogate him. And we find out that it’s really…

Arrow

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Thawne is a cheat. Barry does not actually face an Earth X version of himself as Oliver and Kara do. But it’s a welcome cheat. Thawne/Wells steals every single scene he’s in. See, Thawne/Wells is not just evil. He’s unafraid. That’s what makes him so dangerous. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewHe doesn’t take crap from anyone because he’s never scared to die. And “I can end your life before you birth your next thought.” Wicked cool. That’s someone who truly understands what it means to wield super speed. And now I must admit that Kara X and Oliver X have forever ruined me. They may be the villains of the piece, but they actually know how to love. This makes the nausea I feel when I see FeFe go up times ten. This makes Kara’s “I’ll always be alone” crap just infuriating.

The only thing about all of this is that the Earth X invasion just feels like it comes out of nowhere. We learn what their motives are later, but for as long as they’ve had to plan, for as long as they’ve been watching…I’m sorry but they should’ve won.

Cisco is conveniently unconscious. Oliver and FeFe have a moment. Jax and Stein have a moment. Sara and Alex have a moment. And Sara reenforces that casual sex is her thing. Alex and Kara have a moment. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewAnd Virus is spinning on her chair, demonstrating how most of us feel about all of this ridiculous relationship drama. The only one that has weight is Jax and Stein, father and son. The rest we could’ve done without.

So the Earth X trio reveal themselves to KarBarOliver. And Team Earth 1 seems stunned by the revelation. It doesn’t have a lot of impact though, because it’s not news to us as the audience. Thawne does the Curly Shuffle about how he’s even alive. But we knew that about time travel. Kara X is the only one that actually spews any doctrine, and she’s committed to it. And Oliver X is committed to her. But hahahaHAH Oliver 1 is ready with a Kryptonite arrow! How do ya like *them* beans Miss Kara X? But Thawne got away with the prism.

So Team Brainiac detects that Kara X has too much solar radiation in her blood. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewBarry and Iris in the time vault realize that Thawne is a foe outside of time, and they’ll never be rid of him. Which is true in the comics.

So the gang suits up to once again face the Earth X-ers. Lots of slow mo posing here but it was cool. Lots more brawling ensues. Barry takes the first round out himself and then goes after Thawne. Surprise surprise, Arrow X is at S.T.A.R. Labs! And then something impossible happens. Caitlin freezes his arm…and he just explodes her off with no damage to his arm or bow. ….What? This is what I meant about Killer Frost being power reduced. She stopped Black Flash, remember? Okay then Team Arrow shows up. More fighting at both places. Metallo shows up.

The good guys wake up in chains and power inhibitor collars. Thawne’s still the best thing happening. And finally we see the true motives of Kara and Oliver X. Dark Kara needs Supergirl’s heart to stop her from dying. That makes absolutely no sense if an excess of solar radiation in her cells is the issue. A new heart wouldn’t change that. They’d have to do some type of opposite chemo and de-radiate her cells. And then give her a blood transfusion. All of that might work, but a new heart is just going to keep pumping that over saturated blood through her system. In any event, the good guys realize that they are now on Earth X.

The Flash

Know what happens in this episode? That would be the least amount of screen time for Barry himself. Ugh. This is also the episode of How Gay can we Make our Characters? Gay gay gay gay.

Everybody on Earth 1 is in the pipeline. Harry is annoying as usual. We still have to wonder what happens when they need to pee.

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So a junior Fuhrer shows up, and guess who it is, spouting on about Nordic perfection? That would be Quentin Lance X. And he says bye bye bye as soon as Sara says she’s bi bi bi. I thought they were gonna kill all the heroes and time travel to bring them back. I really did. But guess who saves the day?

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“I hate fiyah.”

Snart X. (That sounds like a decongestant spray by the way.) That’s right, the gay gay gay Captain X Cold saves the gay gay gay Ray and crew.

Overgirl AKA Supergirl X talks to our weakened Kara, and gives the most propagandized speech of the entire crossover (even more than the earlier “America was never Aryan” one). She says that she’s everything that people want to be: blonde, white and Aryan perfection. I couldn’t tell if it was a “hate the Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewNazi philosophy” thing, or a “white folks are truly full of themselves” thing or a “Let’s show how selfless Kara is compared to Kara X” thing. But it was truly heavy handed, whatever their intent. And Melissa is a lot like Amy Acker as Illyria or Caitlin as Killer Frost. So sweet that it’s impossible to hate her even when she’s evil.

Blah blah blah Virus and FeFe are now part of the IMF! That’s right, Tom Cruise ain’t got nuttin’ on our non-powered-but-can-still-beat-everybody girl power tokens. *sigh* Every time I think I can’t dislike them any more. And these Nazi soldiers have worse aim than Stormtroopers, a thing we never thought was possible.

So back at the Good Guy Batcave on Earth X, Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewthe heroes find out about the gateway. And we meet General Schott. Man it was SO GOOD to see Winn with a SPINE. This is another character I would love to see more of because I CAN’T STAND whipped-Beta-Boy-Kara-will-never-love-me Winn. And General Schott makes the most sense out of anyone in the whole crew, I kid you not. Alex goes to bargain with him.

And I want you to notice something here.

New school superheroes often take a global situation and reduce it to only the people that they care about. Have you seen how we have slowly been normalized to that way of thinking? The needs of the many now never outweigh the needs of the few, or the one, if it’s someone a super person cares about. Clark had to learn the opposite lesson in Superman II. He had to learn that his desire to be with Lois could not be allowed to trump his responsibilities as Superman. And the price of restoring his super powers was heavy if you watch the Donner Cut.

Not so now. Martha (Man of Steel) tells Clark that he doesn’t owe people anything. Johnathan tells Clark to hide himself. Barry changes time just to give himself a happier life (Flashpoint). Batman stops fighting at the mention of his mother’s name, and Clark only hears when Lois is in danger (Batman vs. Superman). This is why I so enjoy Chris Evans’ Captain America. Because he still has the altruistic value of the sacrifice play. He does it in every movie he’s in; he counts his own life as nothing if it means saving the world. Many of you will disagree with that, so feel free to leave all the counter examples in the comments.

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Oliver infiltrates the complex by pretending to be Oliver X. But burnt-face Quentin X smells a rat almost immediately. So he tests him by telling him to kill Felicity X. He doesn’t, but Oliver pulls his best Batman yet. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewHe takes out a room full of armed guards without catching one bullet. I loved that! And holy smokes, they’re sending the Waverider X through to Earth 1. And General Schott’s plan? Is to send Red Tornado to blow up the gateway to ensure none of the Earth X metas get back home. Yeah, Winn’s still right.

Thawne/Wells blessed near kills Felicity. She’s the safest character in the entire Arrowverse, we know that for sure. They’ll kill Oliver before they’ll kill her. But Thawne/Wells says that in his time, no one has ever heard of Felicity Smoak, and was about to hand vibrate her into oblivion. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewI was SO HOPING AGAINST HOPE he’d do it. It was my favorite moment of this whole episode, watching those red eyes light up, intending death to one of the most despised characters since Lana Lang. But nope.

So Barry and The Ray go up against Red Tornado. I didn’t quite understand that fight, but that’s because I’m used to the comic versions. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewNone of the three of them were operating at full capacity, so the whole fight felt kind of subdued. Barry didn’t even try to just vibrate a hand through his chest or something.

And then….holy crap, Martin Stein gets shot. Multiple times. He still manages to flip the switch he needs to but…yikes.

Legends of Tomorrow

Martin’s clearly bleeding out. And then gets hit again right before he flips the switch. But the breach is opened. Barry and Ray finally stop Red Tornado by combining speed lightning with a light burst. Our heroes escape back to Earth 1.

Kara is right back where she started, underneath Thawne/Wells’ knife. He tries to cut her but he can’t. And why? Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewBecause the Atom is there! I’m sorry, I’ve grown to really like Brandon Routh more and more, but he is just not Ray Palmer. And that suit is just not the Atom suit. It’s Diet Iron Man. They’ve should’ve let Routh play Ted Kord/Blue Beetle as was originally intended. Then everything about his role would make a lot more sense. But Kara is saved. And Atom uses a Ms. Marvel word: he “embiggens.” Hahahha so he’s Diet Giant Man now too. Hahahah okey smokey then.

Felicity squares off against Oliver X. He was about to kill her too(I told you she’s the safest character ever) but Earth 1 Ollie shows up with a knife to Kara X’s throat. I guess she’s still too weak to fight him off. Also elsewhere a whole gaggle of heroes face off against Metallo and blow him to smithereens. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewThat was awesome. And funny. So Thawne snatches Kara X & Oliver X away.

So holy cow, Stein is only barely alive. And Jax is tethered to him, so he’s hurt too. And who’s there to save them? That would be Caitlin. Coming through in the clutch again. But this time, even her skills aren’t enough. Lots of reunion moments happen. Next time we see Caitlin she’s got on this really sexy backless top and I’m like, is she going out after this or something? I guess that’s what she was wearing under her blue KF jacket. Mr. Terrific is in Geek Heaven. He also figures out that Overgirl is actually going nova.

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Barry has a chance to kill Thawne. But doesn’t. He just lets him go. He doesn’t even think to imprison him. It really seriously felt like a Batman and Joker vibe, like Barry doesn’t really want to end Thawne. Like he gets off on their battles as much as Thawne does. Yah he’s gonna live to regret that.

Kara X starts blowing up, so Kara regular has to fly her up, up….and away. She does, and Kara X explodes. Her husband sees it and drops his guard. And then Oliver does what Barry wouldn’t. He kills his dopple. Once again, Oliver has the right idea. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewSupergirl falls to Earth Superman Returns style and Commander Steele catches her.

So, it’s time for goodbyes. And there are a lot of them. And dudes kissing. And Snart stays here. I thought Ray was gonna stay. But I guess they have to get Snart back on all the shows some kind of way. Then we have Martin Stein’s funeral. So, so sad. SO sad. Just wow. I seriously hope they bring him back.

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And then…of course FeFe hasn’t gotten any attention for the last five minutes so she jumps in before Diggle can pronounce them hitched. And in less than sixty seconds does a complete about face about what she so passionately believed in before, no marriage. And Oliver, like the trained puppy he is, goes with it and agrees to marry her on the spot. Crisis on Earth X, Crossover, Supergirl, Overgirl, Arrow, Arrowverse, Grant Gustin, Melissa Benoist, Danielle Panabaker, Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, WestAllen wedding, Olicity, DT2ComicsChat, David Taylor II, Crisis on Earth X reviewSo now we’ve got two lovely CW super hero weddings with the worst pairings we’ve seen on these shows. Okay then.

It’ll be interesting to see what Iris Allen and Felicity Queen do on their shows next. Oh yeah maybe their husbands will show up occasionally too.

Conclusions

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So, where do we go from here?

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Join us next Tuesday for #FlashChat at 1 PM CST on Twitter. We’ll be talking about all four episodes of the Crisis crossover because how could we not?
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4 thoughts on “TV Review: The Flash [S4Ep8] “Crisis on Earth X”

  • November 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm
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    LMAO “Iris pretends to be useful”.I don’t who hates Iris more.You,ReactOutLoud or the beautiful ELena Kor

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    • November 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm
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      hahahahahahah

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  • November 29, 2017 at 10:31 pm
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    “It’ll be interesting to see what Iris Allen and Felicity Queen do on their shows next. Oh yeah maybe their husbands will show up occasionally too” you make me laugh always… but seriously don’tyou miss the flash in his show.. if they love iris so much why don’t they make a spinn off with her

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    • November 29, 2017 at 10:34 pm
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      I really do miss Flash. Now it seems like he gets the smallest amount of screen time possible.

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