ORIGINAL AIRDATE: 3.28.17
A future villain uses tech that seems like magic and Gypsy’s gonna arrest him no matter what and HOLY CRAP KILLER FROST.
Wait now, don’t miss that opening Easter Egg. Stagg Industries is where Rex Mason AKA Metamorpho is born. If you’re not familiar with the character, click on the link and read more. We haven’t seen Stagg Industries since Wells/Thawne killed Simon Stagg in the first season. But is that still the case now? Between Flashpoint and Legends it’s really hard to keep up with the timeline changes.
In any event, Abra Kadabra shows up to steal some tech. And he does, spectacularly and with ease. He’s a man on a mission. And when we find out later on exactly what that mission is, the game changes.
Save the Date
The Wests, the Allens, and Joe’s girlfriend are out on a double. Then Cecille (unbeknownst to her of course) brings up the day that Iris dies. And the whole mood changes. They were gonna see Hamilton and they all realize that Iris punches her ticket that very weekend. Cisco is even vibing it again to see if it’s changed and it hasn’t. I told you from the beginning, their approach is 100% wrong. Trying to change present events and circumstances isn’t gonna stop Savitar.
Julian and Caitlin are having problems in their burgeoning relationship and I’m about to puke. I cannot stand them together. CAN. NOT. STAND. THEM. TOGETHER.
Back to the Best
Did you notice that the format of this episode was almost identical to the first season structure? Barry got to talk forensics and it was pulse pounding mystery until the end? Yeah baybeh! They also name drop Kord Industries again. That’s the birthplace and home of the second Blue Beetle, Ted Kord. Yeah this ep was crafted with some tender lovin’ care!
Barry discovers Kadabra is the perp at Kord Industries. And then Kadabra reveals that he knows Barry. And Savitar. And everything about them both, including Iris’ death. Yikes times a bazillion. Enter Gypsy. She scores the only knockdown all episode and then Savitar does this incredible Gambit card supermove and disappears. Wow.
As in Hocus Pocus
Gypsy does the exposition needed for Kadabra. Cisco has so little game until seriously, it’s like he’s nine years old. Gypsy is focused and you can tell there’s something else driving her this time. Barry figures out that they need to interrogate Kadabra for info to help save Iris. That’s the beginning of the setup for the moral dilemma of this episode. Kadabra’s at Mercury Labs this time, and Vibe, Gypsy, Flash and Kid Flash confront him. I’m thinking that they shouldn’t lose and BAM. Of course it’s a hologram. Shouldn’t Barry be able to see that with his speed vision? In the comics he could. But whatever.
Kadabrey shows up at S.T.A.R. Labs and blows up the place. But what does he want? Barry all of a sudden shows up and cuffs him. Why didn’t he do that the first time? Next we see that Gypsy wants Kadabra, but AK tempts Barry with the knowledge of Savitar’s true identity. This is the info that Barry needs to save Iris, but Gypsy the Cop doth protest. So super knockout punch to the rescue!
The Great Debate
It’s so common with The Flash now until we barely notice it. There are always these huge “we need to talk” scenes in every episode. This one for a change has some real intensity tho, because Gypsy has fire and vengeance in her words over Kadabra. And the magician tells Barry that he is indeed gonna beat Savitar, but not until he kills Iris. So AK begins to bargain: his freedom for the knowledge of who Savitar is. He wants out of that cell and out of Gypsy’s hands. If they don’t agree? Iris dies. Yikes again. So close to a solution yet it means setting a felon free.
Blah blah blah more Julian and Caitlin and WHERE’S MY BARF BAG?
Barry and Iris discuss the moral and ethical ramifications of this Abra decision. And guess who actually takes action? Joe West, that’s who.
I can’t believe he did it. But he believed what Kadabra said and opened the cage. COME ON MAN! Stevie Wonder could’ve seen that double cross coming. KADABRA CAN TELEPORT. And he does so right before he can spill the beans to Joe. Which gives us more angry Gyp Gyp.
Into the Void
And then, my favorite space in S.T.A.R. Labs. Kadabra goes into the Thawne room and steals one of the original Thawne/Wells’ devices. Joe expects Kadabra to actually have some integrity and honor their verbal agreement. Is this man an actual cop? AK goes Vader and says he’s altering the terms of the deal. Well OF COURSE HE IS. And he’s outta there like Billy Batson in a blast of lightning. And holy cow, Caitlin got impaled in Kadabrey’s explosive exit. Like a metal pole in her gut injured. Yeah she clearly feels no pain because most people would’ve been knocked unconscious by that kind of injury.
They take a still impaled Caitlin to her medical bay. They discuss their options and I LOVE THE LEVEL OF DETAIL IN THIS SCENE’S DIALOGUE. They can’t take her to the hospital because she’s still a wanted felon. That means that Team Flash, and Detective Joe West, are guilty of aiding and abetting and harboring a known fugitive. Wow. Then Cisco realizes that Caitlin’s powers can heal that wound because she regenerates when she’s frosted up. Caitlin says plainly that she’d rather die than become Killer Frost. She keeps the necklace on and literally talks Julian and Iris through life saving surgery. Holy cow it’s like she felt no pain.
Now, I’m sorry. Whether they meant to or not, they just solidified Caitlin as the toughest, strongest character on this show. She survived an earlier explosion without complaint. She’s got major shrapnel lodged in her gut that’s rupturing her kidney and she doesn’t even cry. She states that she’s prepared to sacrifice her life to stop her evil alter ego. She stays awake during her own surgery, which means she had minimal anesthesia. She then talks two people with little (Julian) to no (Iris) medical experience through the procedure. Barry can’t even have a deep conversation without crying. Caitlin just did all of the things listed above like a freaking navy seal. Or Jerri Nielson. My word and stars.
Gypsy finally tells Cisco why she’s so pissed. It’s because Kadabra killed her lover and her partner. Whoa.
I still couldn’t believe the way Caitlin stayed awake. She’s close to hemorrhaging for Heaven’s sake. Julian whines that the biggest piece of shrapnel is stuck. So Caitlin tells him (in a very stern voice) to turn it while it’s inside of her. Julian rips that shrapnel out and Caitlin still doesn’t pass out. Who. does. that?? Caitlin gets them through the surgery. It is now official that there is no member of Team Flash that Caitlin Snow hasn’t saved, including herself.
Let me say it out loud, because many of us were thinking it: Why wasn’t Barry in that operating room? No way his speed powers aren’t an asset. Was that just to give Iris something to do?
They finally figure out that Kadabra’s doing the same thing Thawne/Wells was doing: trying to build a time machine to get back home. And he powers up the machine and is on his way out.
Barry tells Gypsy that the only way they catch Kadabra is together. She reluctantly agrees. And then KADABRA FLIES A SPACE SHIP THROUGH DOWNTOWN CENTRAL CITY AND OPENS UP A WORMHOLE. Right because NOBODY WOULD’VE NOTICED THAT. ? In any event it’s a grand fight. Wally gets knocked off a roof and would’ve fallen to his death. (He’s seriously not ready for this hero thing in the slightest.) Good thing Francesca’s there to vibe him to the ground and save his life. His vibing powers fortuitously slow Wally’s velocity. Because Jr. Joe there was about to be yellow-red egg splat all up in Uptown. And Barry? He does thee coolest takedown we’ve probably ever seen him do: he super speeds up a building and then Spider-Man jumps his way into and through Kadabra’s cockpit. Wow. Barry’s Peter Parker AND Jason Bourne. This is the Barry Allen we want to see. Someone that can think on his feet. Someone that’s not afraid to use his powers and doesn’t need constant pep talks. Someone that can take down a villain with his own powers.
This is the Barry Allen I want to see every week, not once or twice per season.
Down to the Wire
Gypsy captures Kadabra and AK taunts Barry. He says that Iris is going to die. So next there’s a very somber scene in the pipeline. It’s the moment of decision. What’s Barry going to do? And what he does is, he tries to appeal to the part of Kadabra that has compassion. Supposedly. All Kadabra does, as he’s marched to his own execution, is tease Barry with some more future knowledge. He tells Big Bear that they’ve been enemies for years in the future. He knows all of his speedster enemies, Thawne and Zoom, and Defoe. And his worst nightmare….Savitar. He broke Barry like none other. And AK revels in the knowledge that he gets to kill Iris too. It was awful in its wickedness. I have to admit, if I were Iris at this point I’d be freaking out. Seems like nothing they do can change the future.
Blah blah blah Caitlin and Julian.
My Brain Explodes now
Caitlin’s recovering and she and Julian kiss. ????????????????? I was surely hoping that wasn’t the end of the ep and it wasn’t. It kind of makes you feel like it is tho, as right after we get a reflective scene with Joe and Iris. Barry figures out (finally) that going to the future is the only way to stop Savitar. He wants to arm himself with the knowledge of the future. He realized that that’s the advantage all of his recent foes have had. It’s about time Allen. Next up, HR comes back and immediately gives up too much information about his makeout session with Rhonda.
Caitlin says “cross my heart and hope to….” And then Caitlin starts to flatline. She declines really fast. Julian tries to revive her. He fails. And then honest to goodness, she dies. Holy freaking crap. Everybody in the room spazzes out and Cisco looks like he’s going to die himself. So Julian snatches off her necklace in the off chance that it will bring her back.
And it does. As Killer Frost.
Her wound heals and she emerges from a frost cloud like Mary Marvel after her magic word. And she’s fully Killer Frost now. The blonde hair, the glowing eyes, the whole thing. Just wow. Just wow. Now we see how Killer Frost actually gets on the loose from that future event. Julian in an attempt to save his new love sets her evil side free. Seriously I hope that’s enough for Julian to kill himself. If he doesn’t I hope that Killer Frost does. Remember how Julian tried to have her arrested and Barry gave up his job to keep her free? I hate this stupid Julian and Caitlin thing. But at least she’s Killer Frost now and she’s having none of her old life. It reminds me very much of Fred and Illyria. Which is exactly the storyline I wanted. I was blown away, I kid you not.
This is the show that we love. Major kudos to the writers and production team. This was pulse pounding, game changing, edge of your seat TV. With real consequences. This is such a far cry from Duet last week until it’s hard to believe it’s the same show!
There’s only one problem: we’ve got to wait a month until the next episode. ?